On Sale! Life is Unfair

June 3, 2009 § 4 Comments

See full size imageA prompt from Writer’s Digest Poetic Asides: Use an adage or popular saying as the title of your poem.

 

 

Lost your keys, trapped after dark?
Don’t Cry – Life is Unfair. Use our mantra as a
shield against the forces that conspire. It’s
inexpensive and bulk rates are available;
you’ll need a lot of them to carry though
your life. Need minor adjustments? Buy the
variety pack: Suck It Up – Life is Unfair and
You Big Baby – Life is Unfair
are popular additions.

Tacked to a dorm room wall, it provides
college freshman a deterrent to pound-packed
loneliness; for barren women, an antidote to
grief. A free supply is shipped upon request
to family members of the recently decreased.
(Must have perished in a major catastrophe.
Natural disasters and acts of God excluded.)
Please ask us about our frequent buyer specials.

 

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