On Sale! Life is Unfair
June 3, 2009 § 4 Comments
A prompt from Writer’s Digest Poetic Asides: Use an adage or popular saying as the title of your poem.
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Tacked to a dorm room wall, it provides
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Natural disasters and acts of God excluded.)
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